Ahh, the new year is almost here. Grandfather Frost has had a pretty
nasty year, but he has managed to break of of jail just in time to wish
you a happy 2013! His idea of celebrating the event is drinking a three
litre jar of vodka over a venison bbq, and this is what brought about
his incarceration at the start of 2012. As the New Year's night
progressed, and the spirits warmed his blood Grandpa Frost went from
jolly to enraged over some Elf jokes about his weight, personal hygiene
and drink driving. The little Elves didn't stand a chance against his
tattooed knuckles and his heavy sacks of toys. The first sunrise of
2012 illuminated a disturbing scene: dozens of unconscious elves were
splattered around the snow in pools of semi-frozen blood, the dead deer
with missing chunks of flesh lay next to the still smoking bbq grill;
Grandfather Frost slumped backwards over a beheaded deer, with a
half-eaten pickled cucumber still in his hand. He awoke to sirens and
before he even fully regained consciousness, he found himself charged
with various criminal offences including aggravated assault, disorderly
behaviour and animal cruelty. Learn from Grandfather Frost's
misdemeanours and have a safe and happy 2013!
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